Wipe that face off your head

Im Jake I was born in Southern Africa and lived among the hippos the first 12 years of my life but then moved to colorado and it rules.

Expectations and Reality.

sodamnrelatable:

Trying to lick your lips.

Expecation

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Reality

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Giving your crush a sexy look:

Expecation

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Reality

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Walking through a club:

Expectation

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Reality

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When you run into your ex:

Expectation

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Reality

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Dancing:

Expectation

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Reality

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